Skip to product information
1 of 1

Toadfish

The Toad Trucker Hat

The Toad Trucker Hat

No reviews
Regular price $ 24.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $ 24.00 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.

Ships between 4-7 business days

Free U.S. Returns

Best Price Guaranteed

View full details

Product Description

Description

You are the most infamous fish in the sea. "Damn toadfish, ugly toad, oyster cracker, oystercatcher, bar dog," we say as we pry your jaws open to keep you from bending the hook. We call you to trash and fling you back with a look of disgust on our faces.

For that, we are sorry, for underneath your rough exterior lies the heart of a lethargic warrior. You have dedicated your life to oyster beds because you have long known their value to a healthy ecosystem. Hats off to The Toad™.

REVIEW